PREGAME PHOTOS…WITH CAPTIONS! & INTRODUCING “MAN, DREW CAN RUN.”
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- Brandon Phillips and Dusty Baker pose with members of the Billings Mustangs, whose season started today
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- Joey Votto is given a hand for his fantastic batting practice session
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- “Jay, do these pants make my butt look big?”
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- After trading his George Brett rookie card to Jonny Gomes for a broken bat, Scott Rolen leaves the field humiliated
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- With this pinky alone, I can throw 87mph!
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- “Yeah, Roberto friggin Kelly. Can you believe it?!”
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- Tim Kurkijan referees staring match between the first ever second baseman in GABP history and the current one
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- With a large media contingent at GABP today, Rob Butcher stands close to the Loose Cannon…just in case.
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- “Dude, I thought you were on the Brewers?!”
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- Yankees second baseman Robinson Cano, scratches out “Knoblauch” on this young lady’s jersey and replaces with his name
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And I couldn’t resist…here’s another Reds-themed Paul McCartney song for ya. It’s to be sung/read in the key of “Band on the Run.” Enjoy!
“MAN, DREW CAN RUN”
Stuck beside these two guys, center field endeavor,
I wanna rob a home run, sliced again….strike two,
Shin-Soo Choo, Moises A-lou.
If I ever raced a deer,
On asphalt, grass or clay
To prove my solid dexterity.
All the speed I would show that day
I’d only need second gear.
I would definitely beat that deer.
Well, the bat exploded with a mighty crash and we all thought it was a gun,
Around first base he ran to second base there, he wasn’t even done.
Man, Drew can run. Man, Drew can run.
And the Number One Fan and his sidekick Dan were equally as stunned
Because man, Drew can run….man, Drew can run….Drew Stubbs can run…man, Drew can run.
Skipper Dusty Baker said that Drew can fly, so he made him number one
All the fans were cheering out on Fountain Square because the Redlegs had just won!
Man, Drew can run….Man, Drew can run.
Marty Brenna-Man and Ryan Hani-Gan, couldn’t believe what had just been done.
Drew Stubbs can run…boy, can he run….man, Drew can run…man, Drew can run.
Well, the sky was falling in the Cardinals’ world – for another bad meltdown.
Oh that town besmirches us every single day, but they’ll never get our crown.
We’re number one….We’re number one.
And our team won’t budge, we hold no grudge
No reason to be sore
Because, man, Drew can run….We’re number one…Drew Stubbs can run…We’re number one.
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That’s all for now. Thanks for logging on! I appreciate it very much! Go Reds!
Expect good news,
Jamie
“besmirches!” Nicely done, yet again.
hahaha fabulous. Loved it.
But…if only you could have stuck a “gazelle” in there! haha
I absolutely love these…keep em coming.