HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZACH BONKOWSKI!
Today marks a special day here in Redsland. One of our very own is breaking through the walls of “young adulthood” into the melancholy world of “middle-age.” Reds Director of Homestand Meetings Zach Bonkowski turns 40 today and what better way to celebrate than with a mention here on the blog and a hearty glass of Ensure.
Zach is like a grandfather to me. He’s usually aggravated about something, he has trouble hearing and his favorite television programs star Andy Griffith, Lawrence Welk and Julie Andrews. Later today, Zach will be told his blood type has been discontinued.
If you get a chance this afternoon, please wish Zach a happy birthday. And please, PLEASE report back to me if you get more than a grunt or a grumble back from him. Also, stay off his lawn. He hates that.
In all seriousness, happy birthday buddy. I don’t know what I’d do without ya!