PREGAME PHOTOS…WITH CAPTIONS! 9/30/10

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Here Marty Brennaman accuses Joe Morgan of undergoing finger-length reduction.  Morgan swears he didn’t.

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That’s not ground Joey Votto is walking on while wearing his Magic Reds Shoelaces, it’s water.

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IMG_9121.JPGBrandon Phillips tells a joke so funny that Scott Rolen’s pancreas explodes

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Despite severe pain, Rolen cannot stop laughing.

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Curious to see if anyone will notice, Francisco Cordero and Juan Francisco hash out a plan to switch uniforms tonight.

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Wearing his Magic Red Shoelaces, Johnny Cueto catches all 7 of the baseballs in this photo…at the same time.

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Look, if we do this, you might have to pitch tonight.  Here’s how you hold a changeup.  Don’t be scared.”

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Craving attention and wanting people to notice them, Joey Votto pulls his pants up to his chest while Scott Rolen clucks like a chicken.

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After getting picked off second base…during batting practice, Laynce Nix slowly boils until his left arm catches on fire.

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Reds bullpen coach Juan “Porky” Lopez strikes himself out on 3 pitches…this was a 96 mph knuckleball.

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“So you mean to tell me there was a talking tin man, a talking scarecrow and a talking lion but the dog was just a regular dog?!”

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This photo was taken moments before Matt Maloney knocked me unconcious with an 85mph curveball.

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Aroldis Chapman ponders whether he turned off the oven before arriving to the ballpark today.

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Because he gripped a champagne bottle for 22 straight hours after Tuesday’s clinch, Jared Burton will be unable to pitch tonight due to what doctor’s are calling a severe case of “claw hand.”

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These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

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Francisco Cordero and Brandon Phillips have a game of “Rock, Paper, Scissors” to determine whose turn it is to give Bernie Stowe his daily foot massage.

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After Chris Heisey robs a home run from Laynce Nix…during batting practice, Nix calmly holds his bat up and glares in Heisey’s general direction.  Feeling the heat of Nix’s glare, Heisey opts to throw the ball over the wall and signal home run.

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Here’s Ryan Hanigan taking early batting practice…and by “early,” I mean he was on the field at 8:15am, 9 hours before regularly-scheduled BP time.

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Um, excuse me, are we going to do something about this Siberian Tiger problem in the outfield, or what?  Our 40-man roster has just been reduced to 34.”

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You got any biscuits in there?”

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Steve Baumann shows off his Magic Reds Shoelaces.  Five seconds later, a genie appeared to grant him 3 wishes.

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Moments later, this youngster was thrown into the sun.

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Pete Rose once said he’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit just to play baseball.  Well, Chuck D actually did walk through hell today, in his regular clothes, just to watch baseball.

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Reds Director of Media Relations Rob Butcher awards Bill “Seg” Dennison a Postseason media pass.  Moments later, Butcher revoked the credential…because he can.

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10 Comments

I look forward to reading these every time you post them. Keep them coming!!! – Pam

I’m definitely a fan of the captions!

Thanks, Jamie, for the great pictures and the hilarious captions! :) They always make my day!

The captions made me laugh out loud. :D

Thank God… you’re back!! :) The recurring siberian tiger cracks me up ….. my husband does not get why I find that so funny! Actually, neither do I,… it just is!! LOL LOVE BOR!! Thanks Jamie!!

I was all set to leave for work, then saw these had CAPTIONS! Being a bit late for work was worth it, laughing in the morning has many benefits! Thanks for this Jamie! :D

Love the PICS Jamie, keep ‘em coming. Hope this accepts the comment.

Your clock must be off – I posted at @ 8:15 EST and it says 9:46, OH well. Hope I see a “better off red” T shirt. GO REDLEGS – WINOUT!!

Your captioned pics are pretty much the highlight of my day everytime you post them!!!!

Jamie…..hope you’re feeling the love!! See how much you’re wit was missed!! :)

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