THE NEWEST REDS FAN
From my co-worker Stephanie Ben, who could never sneak up on anyone with her loud wooden shoes:
“Please welcome the newest Reds fan, Lane Jeffrey Simmons. The baby’s mother is Kirby Simmons. Kirby’s dad is Fantasy Camp participant, Bryan Ritz. Kirby accompanied Bryan to Fantasy Camp this past year when she was pregnant.”
That’s what I call dedication. Congratulations mom and gramps! Welcome to Redsland, Lane!